Munday, Monday.
I”m going to be a little brief today as I am busy as hell, but I do have a few things to say. My blog is entirely too easy to find. For the most part, it doesn’t really bother me. I talk about it...
View ArticleAnd then it was November
WARNING: This post may include gratuitous pictures. The boobs that you see are obviously not real. But if you are on a work computer they may look real from a distance. Just sayin. I am in serious awe...
View ArticleTMI Thursday: My P-phone and how I lost it
As Lilu always says: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers...
View ArticleIn the spirit of Halloween, I present: What scares me.
Death. Dying. Being deceased forever and ever. Yeah I’m one of those… I don’t believe the people that say they aren’t afraid of death. The same people who claim to be OK with the fact that at any...
View ArticleHow to pick out a costume that will impress your friends and not cost you a...
It’s finally here. My favorite time of the year in the whole wide world. What’s not to love? The weather is fantastic. I have an excuse to watch scary movies every night; or in my case, fall asleep to...
View ArticleWhy I love Halloween! AKA Why I’m so screwed up in the head. (Thanks Mom)
I’ve mentioned before that my mom got an extreme pleasure out of torturing me when I was a child. Don’t freak out. She didn’t tie me up in the basement, force me to eat raw cock roaches and ban me from...
View Article48 Hour Film Project: Carnivores
I’m a little angry this evening. I’ve spent the last few days working on an epic list of the BEST HORROR MOVIES OF ALL TIME, but my computer and the entire internet hates me and it’s completely gone....
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